Posted on July 24th, 2008 by nolachick
As a Saints fan, it’s not uncommon to shutter at (if not mock) the notion that “This is the year.” But resisting the urge at this point is about as easy as getting Vince Young to keep his shirt on at the club.
It ain’t happenin’!
Marques Colston just signed a new 3-year deal with the Saints. Tight End Jeremy Shockey just inked a deal to ditch the Big Apple for the Big Easy. And on defense, well the defense couldn’t get any worse, now could it? But the Saints’ front office made some smart moves that leave me more than convinced we won’t be handing over 30+ points a game this time around.
Let’s review this offseason for a moment. Read more »
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Posted on July 22nd, 2008 by nolachick
You don’t have to be a football expert to know there’s nothing “endorsement deal-worthy” about going 252nd in the draft. In fact, few fans find themselves getting hot and bothered over any team’s 7th overall pick. So how is it that in 2006, smack dab in the middle of Reggie Bush mania, a relative unknown by the name of Marques Colston brought sexy back to the New Orleans Saints?
In his rookie year, Colston didn’t just find himself up against the Hollywood hype of Reggie but in the shadow of the Saints’ premiere wide receiver, “Hollywood” Horn. But it didn’t take long for Marques to create his own “Hollywood-worthy” story. In 2006, he racked up over 1,000 receiving yards, averaged more than 14 yards a reception, and scored 8 touchdowns. He also played a crucial role in helping the Saints climb their way all the way to a club first: the NFC championship game. (I can remember the “mini-gasms” that came with that feat as if they were yesterday…) Read more »
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Posted on July 21st, 2008 by nolachick
The Saints and the bad boy of the big apple are playing let’s make a deal! According to FOXSPORTS, the Giants have agreed to trade Jeremy Shockey to the Saints for a 2nd and 5th round pick. All that’s left is for Shockey to pass a physical and for the league to approve the deal.
Does anyone know how to feel about this? Could his personality wreck the team chemistry or bring a desperately needed fire back to the offense? I’m scared and confused. Will someone hold me? Perhaps you Monty Beaver, since you tipped us off?! They didn’t give up a lot to get him, so that’s got to be good, right??? I haven’t been this perplexed since someone told me Jeff Garcia was married…and not to a dude.
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Posted on July 21st, 2008 by nolachick
We sit through all the lows and lows of the ESPYs, so you don’t have to…
Best Shit-eating Grin: (Tie) Aaron Rodgers during any Brett Favre reference & Brett Favre during any Brett Favre reference
Best “Butch to Beautiful” Makeover: Venus Williams
Most Obvious Case of Sloppy Seconds: Michael Strahan, whose date was Eddie Murphy’s Ex
Most Likely to Have Stolen His Jacket from Prince: Braylon Edwards
Most Likely to Drop an F-bomb While Presenting an Award: Chris Berman
Best Display of Gay: (Tie) Host Justin Timberlake for his “I Love Sports” music montage and presenter Zac Efron for…existing
Audience Member Who Could Have Been Replaced by a Madame Tussauds Wax Statue: Victoria Beckham
Athlete Most Likely to be Defeated by a Teleprompter: (Tie) Venus Williams & Adrian Peterson
Most Obnoxious Omission from Best Team Nomination: LSU
Least Believable “Gracious Loser” Face: Danica Patrick
Most Likely to Thank His Gang During “Best Team” Acceptance Speech: Paul Pierce
The Will Ferrell “Only Here to Pimp My Movie” Award: (Tie) Will Ferrell & Brendan Fraser
The Pacman Jones “Out on Parole” Award: Kiefer Sutherland
Best Moment: (Tie) Tribute to Olympians John Carlos and Tommy Smith and Tribute to Kevin Everett’s Heroic Recovery from a paralyzing injury
ESPY Snub Deemed Worthy of a Chick-spy: Bill Beilichick dissed in “Best Coach” category
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Posted on July 17th, 2008 by nolachick
If the mere notion of a Reggie Bush/Kim Kardashian union makes you want to slice out your spleen, I can only imagine what body parts you’ll attack when you hear this: Kim Kardashian wants to have SIX mutha *bleep*in’ babies with that man!
I was floored when I discovered that a) she could count all the way up to six and b) we could one day see her stomach sticking out as far as her ass does.
“The tush” dropped the bombshell on her baby mama fantasies in an interview with Fox News at a VH1 Save the Music event. She also says she and Reggie will start talking seriously about a possible wedding after the football season. I now only have one question. If this sick “six kids, Brady Bunch-esque” dream comes true, can I play the part of Alice and bang my boss?
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Posted on July 16th, 2008 by nolachick
Something tells me there’s been a big misunderstanding between Roger Goodell and I. You see I tend to make the Falcons feel at home in the dome by flipping them “the bird”…you know, like their old QB used to do.
I’ve got a strange feeling Roger mistook my simple “hello” for something much more sinister because now he’s putting the smack down on gang signs in the NFL. In the words of Rerun, “Dang Rog…’What’s happening!!’” Read more »
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Posted on July 15th, 2008 by nolachick
There you are, with all your stats and your forum posts and your fantasy football victories. You think you’re the second coming of Madden, don’t you? Bump that…you think you’re BETTER than Madden. In fact, they should name a video game after you..shouldn’t they? Well “Mr./Mrs. Know It All”…let’s see how well you do when the Chicks put you to the test…
(No cheating!!!) Read more »
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Posted on July 14th, 2008 by nolachick
And many more!!!!!
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Posted on July 14th, 2008 by nolachick
Can you believe we’re just weeks away from training camp and the first preseason game? (Are you still flacid? Really?) Well, how about the fact we’re just a couple months from the start of the regular season? Oh my…I’m getting all schweaty just thinkin about it!
While Clinton Portis is out looking for a new way to emasculate himself, 
we’re focusing our energies on the ultimate NFL fantasy…Fantasy Football wit da Chicks! That’s right…we’re draftin’ em, startin’ em’, sittin’ em, and somebody’s gonna win a fat wad of cash! Read more »
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Posted on July 13th, 2008 by Desert Chick
The NFC may have my heart, but it’s not the only conference I’ve been keeping my eye on this offseason. After the jump, I break down some WTF moments from 2008 worth revisiting (and mocking.) Read more »
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